Sarcastic tag!

Salam alayk...

Suebaik telah men-tag aku... huhuhu~ (Ni aku pandai2 je alter sikit, nak bagi lebih ter-organize... hihi)

Rules:
1)Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
2) Once u've been tagged must do! =)
3) Happy reading! =D


Part A - If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: I'm way cuter than you!

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome
YR: I wonder how the ugliest looks like...

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: Yeah, yeah, yeah...

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: Whatever~

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: What albums? Photo albums???

Part B - If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: Hel-lo!

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: I'm looking at your huge nostrils... Weird!

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Duh...

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Nevermind, I don't want my car to get dirty...

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Yeah, whatever...

Part C - If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: Oh puh-lease!

2) May I have your cell phone? please please please?
YR: Huh!

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: In your dream!

4) What do you like about me?
YR: Nothing!

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: Oh God! You are disgusting!

Part D - If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Hi witch!

2) You smell like shit!
YR: So you do!

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Yeah, right... We look like the same

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: Oh, we'll see...

Part E - If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: Yeah, you love my money, right?

2) I know you still love me!
YR: Nah...

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: In your dream la...

4) Please call me...
YR: Call you what? Cheater? Loser? Player?

5) The break up hurt me so much..
YR: Really? Serve your right!

Part F - If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Thanks, I know that...

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've Changed!
YR: I can see that... You must be very ugly before, right?

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: Even if you give it for free, I'm not interested!

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: Sorry, no money!

Memang sarkastik betul... huhu. Tapi sememangnya aku ni kadang2 sarkastik. Tak percaya? Tanyalah housemates dan blockmates aku... hihi~

Maido ari, jaa~

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